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Weird Shirts? I Know Of No Such Thing…Well, There’s Crazy Ones ;)

Posted in funnies, random with tags , , on March 9, 2010 by Purple

3/9/2010

What’s up y’all!? I don’t know about anyone else, but I got just this week of school, and then Spring break!!! Yeah baby! haha It’s just one week, but I guess that’s a blessing on its own huh? Well anyway, my school has a free dress day at the end of every month (supposed to anyway lol), but this week it’s free dress week! I’ve been checking out the different cool shirts around my school, and then I started thinking about some crazy shirts I’ve seen around the place. Like these:

This is the first I've ever seen

haha I bet all guys think like that. There's even a girl's shirt, with the girl frowning lol

One of my classmates actually wore this in class. ...0.o If I tried thinking of a comment, I wouldn't have time to run the f*** away

hehe I wonder if she actually agrees with that shirt? ;)lol I wonder which sex made this one up? ūüėČ lol

No more will fit the page. lol Oh well, there’s other funny ones out there if you just take a look. I have a shirt with the Eve. L girl on it and¬†she says “Mischievous?” There’s also a heart at the bottom¬†with the words “Eve. L”.¬†Guess who got me that shirt? My¬†aunty. *crickets* Well, I was never ecstatic for her anyway. lol Just kidding.¬†¬†So, go out and see if you can find shirts like these, or even worse ones (although I don’t know what would be worse than that smiley¬†one. 0.o lol Well find¬†some and comment ’em on here, and tell me which ones you like and which ones you aren’t¬†so,¬†like me with my aunty,¬†“ecstatic” about. lol Well anyways,¬†I’ve seen numerous marriage ones other than the one I showed, so that could be an option. I wanna see what kinds of crazy¬†shirts are out there, so get to it!
p.s. Remember:
Smile if you’re not wearing undies ūüėČ

seeing+knife=scream

Posted in about purple, funnies, spooks with tags , , , , , , , , on February 1, 2010 by Purple

2/1/2010

Last night, my older¬†sister was playing with me in the kitchen. She took out a huge knife, and I literally screamed, and I could feel the organs in my throat vibrate. It was like, in soprano mode or something. You know¬†what¬†the funny part was? I remember every single thing I did before that moment, but when I saw that knife, I don’t even know what I did. Did I just¬†close my eyes and scream, or look at the knife and scream? I got no clue. haha¬†Well anyways, my dad was in the kitchen too, and he looked at me in disbelief. My neighborhood is super quiet, and my voice could probably be heard everywhere. I can’t help it though, I just can’t stand looking at knives. It freaks me out. Whenever I see one, I just scream hysterically. It’s weird, yet funny at the same time. Even when my sister grabbed a¬†butter¬†knife from a cake box in front of me. I¬†gave out a scream and scurried back. Also when I watched Jennifer’s body, when she got “sacrified”, my¬†legs got numb. I¬†saw the knife they were going to use, and I just couldn’t take it.¬†I can just imagine what I would be like if a burglar came into my house and brought out a knife. I’d frickin scream, and that would be the last noise I would make. haha I can’t help it though. I’m not like, irrationally afraid of knives, it’s just a reflex of mine to scream when I see one.

That’s my story.¬†I can’t quite tell if I actually have a knife phobia or paranoia towards knives. I don’t think it’s either, and here’s why:

Phobia: 

an exaggerated usually inexplicable and illogical fear of a particular object, class of objects, or situationan

Paranoia:

a thought process heavily influenced by anxiety or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion

Which do you think I have? Is it neither, the way I think of it? What’s a good word for it then? The symptom I have, the natural reflex I have towards seeing a knife? Comment your answer here.

FML

Posted in funnies with tags , , , , , , on January 20, 2010 by Purple

1/20/2010

Do you know about the site called fml? The link is fmylife.com, and it’s super funny. I found one that was funny, really funny, and one that was hilarious. Here is the funny one:

  • “Today, I got into an argument with my 16 year old daughter. Towards the end of our fight, she screamed, ‘Go f*** a whale!’ just as my wife/her stepmother walked into the room. My daughter stared at her for a second, looked back at me, and said, ‘Go f*** YOUR whale.’ FML”

Haha. That was funny, but kind of usual. The next one, the really funny one, is better:

  • “I was babysitting my 2 y/o niece. I could tell she was hungry so I decided to make her a grille cheese sandwich for her. She took a bite. and pointed to the kitchen. She walked me over to trash bin, and pointed to the trash bin and spit the food out and gave me a dirty look. FML”

Ah, classic kid comedy. These are all in the Kid section, but toddlers acting up like that is priceless. Here’s one that I feel is hilarious:

  • “Today, I got in a fight with my daughter about her older boyfriend. She protested, saying that not every guy wanted to have sex with her. I responded with, ‘Maria, EVERY GUY wants to have sex with you.’ She paused, and said, ‘So you want to have sex with me too?’ FML”

xD oh em gee classic stupid girl act. Either that or she’s being a smart allic. Love this one.

So tell me, did you like the ratings I gave these fmls? Did you like the fmls at all? Which ones on the site do you enjoy most? I haven’t been there for a while, but today I went and now I’ll probably go there three times a week or so. It’s so good, but I do have things to do. Four, five days maybe. Don’t forget to comment your opinions!